Pete Doherty suddenly finds himself sans his beloved Kate. Apparently, he was unable to keep his pickle to himself and orchestrated a not-so-stealth affair with a South African model.

Super pissed, Kate banished him from her boudoir and he has taken up residence with a groupie in a small apartment (or flat for all you British savvy people out there). His strumpet, Lindi Hingston, came forward and swears she added a Crazy Pete notch to her bedpost. Lindi is said to be a former plaything for Axl Rose and Jared Leto. She reportedly told a British paper that:

“It was wild night of passion I felt like I was cheating on Kate, but had to do it Pete is a very sexy guy …he was a fantastic lover.”

Ewww. It’s like “Passions” on blow.

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