I feel like one of those women you see on the evening news when someone gets shot in their neighborhood and they’re freaking out for the cameras. You know - a coffin leaper? “WWWWHHYYYYYYYY? OH JAYSUS, WHYYYYYYYY! *stomps with hankie in hand* KKKKAATTTTEEEE! OH, SWEET JAYSUS, KATIE! NOT MY KATIE!” Kate Moss has been meeting Pete Doherty in secret. Oh, sweetie.

Kate Moss’s friends and family are devastated after learning she has run back into the arms of Pete Doherty. The supermodel has been secretly staying with the drug-addicted singer at Claridge’s.

The Daily Mail has learned that the pair have been living it up in a £1,500-a-night suite at the Mayfair hotel for the past five days.

On one night, friends had to be ejected by hotel security when their revelry became too rowdy and the number of guests allowed per room was exceeded.

She’s hooked on him like he’s hooked on the pipe. Is she for real? Maybe this is what true love is! Being unable to resist someone no matter how f*cked up they are? Hanging with them no matter how much they buy drugs with your money and tag other women? Watching them puke on the floor and shrug about it and keep shooting up and shaking your head and going to make some tea. God, I love that man, she thinks. For real?

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