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Kate Moss is serious. She’s tossed out all of Pete Doherty’s things and had the locks changed. He, on the other hand, is claiming she’s stalking him and keeps calling him up and screaming. They remind of me of drunk couples who fight at parties and one of them always ends up laying across the hood of the car trying to prevent the other one from leaving. Except, of course, there’s crack involved.

The fiery love affair between Kate Moss and her musician boyfriend Pete Doherty has come to an abrupt end as furious Kate first hired a removal van to remove his belongings, and now she’s hired some heavies to keep the Babyshambles frontman out.

A source confirmed to The Mirror: “It is so over between Kate and Pete. She has brought in new security guards and Pete can’t get anywhere near.

Pete has another story, and reportedly told Kate prior to their split that it’s like “living with a f*cking stalker”. I don’t believe any of this. There is no way they are this verbal. Because with all the drugs he does, the only sound going on was his forehead smacking the kitchen table after he lifts off via syringe.

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