Kate Moss wants Pete Doherty to know she’s moved on with this new creep. Look at those pics below. Did he have some sort of eye surgery? Or is this the Seniors Special at the Denny’s in St. Petersburg, FL? What’s with the shades? Stop. Anyway, this is Kate’s new guy, Kills’ guitarist Jamie Hince. Kate is reportedly telling her peeps that they’re “engaged”. They’re really not, she’s just crazy. She also needs to collect herself and preserve some of what made her a model. Lately, the donkey-faced creatures on “America’s Next Top Model” are looking more model-appropriate than her.

Sources close to 33-year-old Kate, said that Sunday’s engagement isn’t formal but it’s Kate’s way of showing her love for Jamie - who she has been dating for a few weeks - and also her way of letting former love, rocker Pete Doherty, know that it is over between them - for ever.

Kate reportedly told friends: “I love Jamie so much - we’re engaged!”

The night before her bold statement, Kate and The Kills guitarist Jamie, 39, attended a friend’s wedding and spent the night getting closer than ever.

Didn’t Pete send her a dead mouse out of love recently? How can she resist gifts from the heart like that? What does he have to do to let her know that he’s the one for her? Send a human corpse next time?

(WENN)

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