Oh, Kathy Hilton. You really need to look in the dictionary and read and re-read the entry for "enabler" a couple of times to understand that all your squawking is really doing your daughter a disservice in the long run. In addition to her courtroom outbursts, in which she very eloquently expressed her disgust at the fact that her daughter was actually going to have to pay for the consequences of driving drunk and then driving with a suspended license, Kathy kept on yapping to reporters outside the courthouse, saying:

"This is pathetic and disgusting, a waste of taxpayer money with all this nonsense. This is a joke."

What's a joke is the supposition that Paris somehow thought that she could magically drive, despite having a suspended license. The girl is friggin' 26-years old. Not to get too political on you guys, but there are kids in Iraq in our military who are DYING, who are years younger yet leagues more mature than this blonde bimbette who's never even glanced at a utility bill in her lifetime.

(Splash)

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