The “Pirates of the Caribbean” actress recently posed for a photo shoot to be used in an advertising campaign for a new Chanel fragrance and is calling foul on the boobs she’s sporting. The print is promoting Chanel’s Coco Mademoiselle and Keira is posed topless, covering her minimal assets with a bowler.

“Those things certainly weren’t mine.

“We had an interesting discussion when they said: ‘We want to make them slightly larger and you’ll get approval’ and I was like: ‘OK, fine. I honestly don’t give a sh*t’”

I need a Photoshop team in my life to follow me around and enhance whatever’s lacking on my person and diminish the nonsense that stands out too much. In other words, I want to be Mariah Carey.

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