I like Kelly Clarkson. Her music does little for me (other than “Since U Been Gone” which is up there with The Backstreet Boys’ “I Want It That Way” as the best pop song of all time), but she breaks it down for ya. She told “Elle” that she’d be a bad Mom. You know, the kind that locks the kid in the barn and gives em’ enemas and then the kid ends up having split personalities. What, you didn’t see “Sybil”? That was a hot flick!

In a revealing new interview in Elle magazine, Clarkson confesses that she thinks she’d be a “horrible” mother, has never been in love, and doesn’t necessarily want to get married either.

On not wanting children:
“My point of view is that I shouldn’t be a mother at all, because I’d be horrible. I’m not willing to be that selfless.”

On marriage: “I’m not keen on marriage. I don’t let many people in. Men come and go. Friends are what I care about.”

Obvious lesbian. Kidding. Kel also talked about her ongoing bitch brawl with octogenarian music nazi Clive Davis. Keep reading (and see more photos from her Elle spread) for what she had to say about him trying to bar her from releasing her new album.

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