Keri Russell, best known for her role on “Felicity” and my favorite part of “Mission Impossible III”, gave birth on June 9 in NYC to son River Russell Deary. Why even tell us, the kid is practically walking and talking by now. It’s already in college. Keri and her husband announced they were having a baby and then got married on Valentine’s Day so the baby wouldn’t be a bastard. My parents did the same thing. I’ve always lived with the eternal shame that Ri-Ri Harvey was knocked up with me when she went down the aisle. I was at my parents’ wedding. They would often assure me that no, no we were going to get married anyway! This just moved things up! They should have gone with the truth which is - you’re why Daddy drank so much. Poor Felicity’s baby. He’s in for a rough ride.

(Flynet)

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