K-Fed Tries, Fails To Procreate With Slutty Southern Belle

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Some people are never satisfied with what they already have. Like, for instance, Kevin Federline, who's already acquired two baby-mamas, four neglected children, one divorce, one substantial palimony check and the worst-selling rap CD since "Muppets Go To Compton."

But apparently, at last weekend's Kentucky Derby, K-Fed wanted more.

Downtown at the Stereo party, Kevin Federline was not amused when organizers brought him to a table in the VIP area he deemed was too small and said, "Yo, I need a bigger table - I got six bitches with me."

After DJ AM finished his set, Federline hi-jacked the microphone from Kid Rock. K-Fed gave "shout-outs" to hot girls in the crowd and screamed, "I got four kids already - which one of you Kentucky girls wants to have my fifth?"

Fortunately for Child Welfare Services, the answer was a resounding silence.



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