Couldn’t they have just greased themselves and rolled up on her at a fanboy convention and gotten an autograph for $10.50? She’ll be doing those soon, and you heard it here first. It turns out that two “Spiderman” fans have been charged with robbing Kiki’s hotel room.

James Jimenez, 33, a Manhattan auto mechanic with a lengthy rap sheet, was charged with burglary and grand larceny after showing up at the First Precinct to talk to cops and his lawyer, police said.

He’s accused of helping Jarrod Beinerman slip into Dunst’s penthouse Aug. 9 and swipe her $13,000 Marc Jacobs
handbag, $2,500 in cash, cameras and an iPod. Beinerman was busted last week and may have fingered his buddy.

Apparently, they told cops they were fans of the movies. Who gives a shit? You know she didn’t pay for that handbag. Someone sent her ass that during the “Marie Antionette” junket so she’d carry it around in front of the cameras. I know how this shit works. Plus, she seems so pale and bored and languid and stank. She was probably home and just sat there and tiredly gestured at them to take whatever and go because she was too busy listening to Siouxsie Sioux and or wishing she were back in the 1940’s and British to care.

(Flynet)

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