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Kristy Swanson told People magazine, “I am not a homewrecker,” claiming that before she and her “Skating with Celebrities” partner, Lloyd Eisler, had ever even met, he and his wife had engaged in a split from one another. At the time the two became romantically involved, Eisler’s then-estranged wife, Marcia O’Brien, was eight months along in her pregnancy with their son. As for Swanson’s arrest, which resulted after O’Brien cried assault after Swanson’s visit with Eisler and his two sons, Kristy claims that Marcia’s claims are bogus.

“She attacked me, and I am confident that after the investigation is complete, the truth will come out,” says Swanson. Police have yet to charge O’Brien, who tells PEOPLE, “Her allegations that I attacked her are completely false.”

And what Swanson has planned next is some good old-fashioned weight-loss. She’s signed a lucrative six-month campaign deal with Medifast, to try and lose thirty pounds. She just better be careful not to “TrimSpa baby!” it up too much because that name “Medifast” sounds kind of suspicious. Like it could mean that you starve yourself under the watchful eye of a doctor, or that it’s a drug that makes you lose weight quickly. Either way, I need to invent my own weight-loss program, based solely on the fact that I have a great name for a product: Suddenly Starving.

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