Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern are pissed off because some actress told MSNBC’s Rita Crosby they were doing it and Anna caught them. Please no. The last thing I want to see is these two chicks spelunking each other. Egads, I think I’m straight now. Damn. Rita is including this mess in her new book about the dearly departed Anna Nicole, called “Blonde Ambition”. The source? An “actress/singer” named Jackie Hatten whose brother is currently doing a bid for stalking Anna. While she was alive. Though who would blame you if you assumed that guy was up in the boneyard with a shovel. Dude, this story gets weirder and weirder as the years go on. What the f*ck were these people up to? Was there anything NOT seedy in these people’s lives? Dannielyn, speak to me!

Hatten says she watched Birkhead and Stern go at it, but a furious Birkhead told the Daily News: “Jackie Hatten has never met me and she hasn’t even seen Anna since 2001.

“She isn’t a credible source,” Birkhead said. “Hatten tried to come to the Bahamas to see Anna last year and Anna wouldn’t let her. And Jackie’s brother went to jail for stalking Anna. This book is coming from the losers club because they all have axes to grind.”

Dude, your hair is very gay. That might make people think you’re into the D. If it walks like a duck…anyway, keep reading for where the actress lady also accused Howard K. Stern of shoving drugs down Anna’s throat. Didn’t we know this?

(WENN)

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