Larry Birkhead's former attorney Debra Opri has filed a document in court accusing him of not paying his legal fees. Opri had initially presented Birkhead with a bill for $650,000! Jesus, remind me to never impregnate a rich slut with a crazy lawyer who will imprison the baby! This chick gets $475 an hour for her services. No wonder why so many peeps of mine opted for law school.

In the petition to the court, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Opri claims Larry Birkhead "has refused and continues to refuse to pay [her] for any of her services." She now wants a judge to step in and force Larry to engage in binding arbitration.

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