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• Miss USA came, she fell, and she lost. Badly.
• Reactions to Lindsay’s second stint in rehab: “Lindsay Lohan has finally seen the light—and all it took was video footage of her doing cocaine, a DUI arrest, and photos of her puking on the sidewalk.”
• Michelle Williams totally has that “Brooklyn Hipster Who Sleeps With Heath Ledger” look down-pat!
• Meanwhile, Rose McGowan perfects the “Walking Against The Wind In A Low-Grade Hurricane” pose.
• Amy Winehouse’s mom is concerned, because (a) she’s negligibly thin (b) her hair is an ode to Bride of Frankenstein or (c) she’s clearly on crack cocaine. [Ed: The answer, surprisingly is (a)].
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