Jiblets
• Still reeling from his (rumored!) affair with Rihanna, Jay-Z placates Beyonce and resists temptation by collaborating with the least attractive musician known to man: Amy Winehouse.
• Boston Herald asks for libel decision reconsideration; Jossip editor asks for a raise. Both prepare for inevitable disappointment.
• Is News Corp. abandoning their efforts to buy Dow Jones? If so, now’s your chance!
• Page Six’s blind item (allegedly) reveals Assemblywoman Helene E. Weinstein to be a lezzie labia lover. Who knew?!
• Lindsay Lohan’s parents fight over visitation rights; Dina Lohan manages to plug Georgia Rule in her post-courtroom interview. Seriously.