Oh, how I wish it were Hildi or Kia that were working on Lindsay Lohan's new midtown Manhattan apartment that she plans on sharing with her boyfriend of the moment, Calum Best. I would love to witness the moment when she has her place revealed to her, covered in camo, gold lame and a multitude of spray-painted duvet covers. And then when she would have to write a check for wacky designing services rendered. Alas, it's designer, Doug Wilson from "Trading Spaces" whom Lindsay selected to decorate her pad for which she has "already signed up for" at The Atelier.

I imagine her briefing with Doug went as follows: "So, I'm going to need you to make sure that all counter and tabletops are reinforced, so that my guests and I will be able to dance on them without any fear. Don't even worry about a fridge--a mini-fridge will be fine. I guess I'll need some where to keep my Red Bull...

Also, lots of mirrors everywhere. I mean EVERYWHERE. And since I'm not going to be needing any panty drawers, is there a way I could get some kind of a discount?"

(Splash)

More photos of Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best on the streets of New York City after the jump.

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