It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! No, it’s just Lindsay Lohan in a pumpkin patch. She’s being a drug-addled hooker for Halloween. Reportedly, she’s tested positive for coke. In rehab. Well, communing with squirrels and banging people’s husbands can get boring!

Lindsay Lohan’s planned release from the Cirque Lodge rehab clinic has been blocked after she reportedly tested positive for cocaine, NW magazine reports. It’s also been alleged that the star has smelled of booze on several occasions.

The troubled actress was supposed to have completed her stay at the Cirque Lodge rehab clinic in Sundance, Utah, last week after nearly two months of intensive therapy. Insiders say cocaine isn’t the only drug she’s taken during her time at the facility, with the actress said to have mixed diet pills with anti-anxiety medication in a bid to get a high.

“I think she’ll take whatever pills they allow her,” says an insider. “It’s obvious to me she’s high because she acts loopy and can’t seem to walk in a straight line!”

Well, she walked in a straight line to the front of that guy’s trousers! That should have been her sobriety test. Linds can find a crotch in about two seconds flat. And then she can bend over a urinal and use it! How come that isn’t taken into consideration?

(Flynet)

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