Seriously, where’s the shawl and tambourine? And the roadie blowing coke up her ass? True story. Is she gonna sing “Rihannon”? Will she leave the guitarist for the drummer? Here’s Lindsay Lohan after the glitter has long faded. It’s been a dysfunctional family reunion, because she’s been caught reuniting with her father, Michael Lohan. Who keeps the trash trashy by once again bad-mouthing his ex-wife Dina. Weren’t they court-ordered to stop cutting each other up in public?

Speaking to the Insider, Papa Lohan says about his reunion with rehabbed actress: “I can’t even say how great it’s been.

“Dina, though, is painting this pretty picture for the media [that she’s happy about Lindsay’s relationship with me], but what she’s doing and saying behind the scenes is a totally different thing.”

Close your mouth. You’ve achieved your goal of weaseling your way back into your braindead little tramp of a daughter’s life. If this was your actual intent, you will shut up and enjoy it. But it wasn’t. Because you’re as fame-mongering as her and your ex-wife. Just be quiet, and hunker down with Linds over a rail and enjoy Boogie Wonderland while it lasts. Because I’m guessing she’s not going to be getting that many jobs after this. She’s not Robert Downey Jr. So you might have to get an actual job to afford blow, Groupie Dad.

(Flynet)

More photos of Lindsay and Michael Lohan hanging out after the jump.

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