Now I get it. Sure, you need to get over your parents’ crap and make your own way. But Daddy shouldn’t be throwing you over the hood of the car on the expressway and calling you a slut at 16. Damn. Did Jesus advise that, Michael? A former bodyguard who worked for the Lohans between 2002 and 2005 has sold them out. He’s given some predictable details as to how they treated Linds when she was growing up.

Lohan’s former bodyguard of three years, Tony Almeida, says neither Dina nor Michael Lohan provided any structure for Lindsay when she was growing up and that both were wild, abusive, neglectful partyers who needed to keep their “cash cow” daughter working to pay their bills.

Keep reading for the highway incident. It’s a doozy.

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