Captain Odious was in court again yesterday to drop his demand that Dina Lohan take a drug test. Why, that’s the smartest thing he’s done in awhile. You know she’s had a face full of powder before. He claimed that his changed his mind about this after a tearful plea from his other daughter, Ali. This is boring, where’s Lindsay?

The Lohan family circus gave its latest performance in Long Island Family Court yesterday, when Michael Lohan dropped his demand that estranged wife Dina be tested for drugs before she can have contact with Lindsay’s kid sister and brother, Ally and Dakota. Michael told The Post one of the deciding factors came when Ally, 13, told him, “Daddy, I love you. I’ll love you more if you’ll drop that motion.” Later, when Michael followed Dina out of the courtroom and tried to ask her how she was, he was met by an icy silence.

Why couldn’t he have asked her this while they were in the crosswalk and the light changed? If that story’s true, Ali Lohan (at 13) is well on her way to the heights of manipulation and familial terrorism that her predecessors have achieved. Lindsay would call to say how proud she is but she’s currently on a call with Samantha Ronson, demanding that she cop to owning those pants.

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