• In case you were wondering, Lindsay Lohan's coke-snorting film stills are much more interesting when set to music. [Defamer]
• Amy Winehouse vowed to stop her wild ways after her mother's boyfriend claimed her drinking embarrassed the family. Oddly, he didn't comment on the bad weave, the prison tattoos, or hanging with Kelly Osbourne. [CW]
• Photographers caught "Dancing with the Stars" loser Shanna Moakler and daughter Alabama out chilling and looking cute last weekend. [EB]
• Maggie Gyllenhaal breast-fed her baby in the park last week to the delight of perverts everywhere. [DH]
• Hey, Melanie Brown: I heard Eddie Murphy only likes broads who keep heir legs together will exiting cars. NSFW. [SOW]
• Star Jones and hubby Al Reynolds attended the Kentucky Derby Saturday, no doubt scaring the ponies. [C+D]
• Apparently you can't dry-hump a fourteen year old girl onstage without consequences: Verizon ended its partnership with rapper Akon. [WLC]

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