Lindsay Lohan seriously destroyed that marriage in rehab. When all the beauty of Utah, and the nature walks and contemplating by streams and stuff got too goddamn boring, she started trolling for testicles. And she found em’ in some band guy named Tony Allen. Who had a wife. Or, used to.

A friend of Tony’s wife, British heiress Stephanie Allen, said her pal’s devastated. She’s had it, period. They tried forever to have kids. She went through IVF three times and suffered two miscarriages, and when they finally got two beautiful babies, he hooks up in rehab with a girl half his age. All Stephanie wanted was for him to be a good husband and father.

For his part, Tony, who has since left the Cirque, denies the claims. We’re great friends. We share a common affliction, and we just talk about life sometimes. But a newspaper cites reports of Tony bragging to friends at a bar about the relationship.

His band’s called Dead Stays Alive so you know he’s a total cheeseball because that’s the worst band name ever. Why not just call yourself Chump? Or Destined To Play In A Bar While One Obsese Drunk Woman Twirls Around And Keeps Knocking Over My Mike Stand And The Barkeep Won’t Turn Down The Sox Game Forever?

(Flynet)

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