In today’s post-Memorial Day weekend edition of Whodunit, our blind items become somewhat more prescient. And, despite being hungover, sleepy and sunburned in all the wrong places, we’re willing to give it our best shot.

First, Blind item #1 deals with a Tony award-winning actor who’s contemplating a merger with a former male XXX star. Then, the slightly more topical Blind Item #2 makes us wonder if the Hollywood mom who’s aiding and abetting her daughter’s coke habit could actually be anyone other than Dina Lohan.

(Our initial instincts say no, but subsequent recollections of the Duff sisters’ mom, Mrs. Hilton and the woman who created Amy Winehouse are at least sufficient enough to create an element of reasonable doubt).

So which theater star—and rent boy patron—has no problem working with boys who rent bythe hour? Which enabling mom makes Howard Stern look like (step)father of the year? Start dreaming up your best guesses/theories/rumor-mongering and let us know Whodunit!

Which Tony-winning actor and patron of rent boys could be included in an upcoming Off-Broadway one-man-show by a former hustler and porn star reflecting on his experiences?

Which Hollywood mother’s idea of managing her daughter’s drug addiction is that she now carries the cocaine for her?

Related Stories

• Un-Blind Items: Where Everybody Knows Your Name
• Whodunit
• Whodunit
• BLIND PASSION
• When Blind Items Are So Easy to Figure Out, Are They Really Blind Items?
• Remains of the Day: Kirsten Bell Show Off the Bod
• Oh Angie, Say It Isn’t So…
• Whodunit: ‘Like A Rhinestone Naked Cowboy’ Edition
• America’s Next Top Model: “I’m Beautiful. I’m Smart. I Can Play Beer Pong.”
• Paris Hilton Hoping to Blind the Stars Once Again