Unlike Britney Spears, who is sending her mother pissed-off poems in strange letters because she urged her to check herself into rehab, Lindsay Lohan is thanking her lucky stars that she allowed herself to be convinced to visit the Promises treatment center, where she has been following a treatment program to help her deal with her substance abuse problems. She spilled to Tatler magazine:

“It changed my life.

“I didn’t have a good grip on it and I needed to get my s*** together. I was going out too much and I had too much pressure on my shoulders.

“I was not that happy and I needed to go to that place to be happy.

“If I get stressed out I say a serenity prayer. I meditate too.”

To this, her DJ friend Samantha Ronson said, “But Lindsay, I thought you said that last night a DJ saved your life and…I kind of thought you meant me.” To which Lindsay replied, “Um, Samantha? That was just a song.” Then she started making out with Samantha and then said, “OMG, now you’re going to think that since we had an Elvis wedding in Vegas last week and I said that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you that we’re actually married. You take everything so literally.”

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