What has two thumbs and likes the sound of her own voice? If you could take a look inside my apartment, you would see me pointing directly at myself. That’s right, I’m branching out–moving up in the world and have landed myself a regular gig on 99.7 KISS FM in Springfield, Illinois. I’ll be dropping in on Mondays with Jenny Olive at around noon central time, for those of you in the area and hoping to catch me doling out some celebrity gossip expertise in 7-minute or so doses.

Listen to Lisa on the show here. Of course, you know we’re talking about Paris Hilton. I mean, what else is there to talk about these days? Enjoy, my pretties!

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