Brash, lovely and with a gorgeous new haircut (bangs!) - Lisa Timmons is here to rule the world. Today, I read her post about the Paris Hilton protest march that had three marchers and fell in love all over again.

1. Paris Supporters Fake Their Way Through Protest - "Personally, I prefer the guy who seems to believe that what is happening to Paris is the result of a conspiracy against her by the Christian right. Rock on, crazy. " - HAH!

2. Amy Winehouse Checks Out NYC Looking Gaunt As Hell - Lisa explains how scary Amy Winehouse's appearance is but also lets us know that she thinks she's a hot artist to be reckoned with. As gossip bloggers, we would find it easy to just tool on people but no - the best bloggers pay tribute whilst tooling!

3.Paris Isn't Gonna Do The Full Sentence - Only Lisa could make this terrible news somewhat bearable.

4. Kirsten Dunst Continues To Boggle The Mind - Lisa's best headline this week, and it also includes this gem - "Either that, or her stylist is a Russian mail-order bride from 1987. " Heh.

5.It's A Regular Think Tank Up In Pinkberry - Paris Hilton, Bobby Trendy and Janice Dickinson converged on Pinkberry. AAIIEEEEEHH!! Ok, I lied - this is Lisa's best headline of the week. Dripping with snark!

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