Since my compatriot, J. Harvey, is still enjoying his cruise vacation with Rosie O’Donnell and the gang, I don’t have any J. Harvey posts to gather up and present to you as his best of the week. So, what I’m going to do instead is take the posts I did this past week, and let you know which ones were my favorites to write about.

1. ASL’s Letter From The Editor, Lisa Timmons - Sometimes I feel like I have nothing to say for this weekly feature, but I was so excited to gush to you guys about my love for y’all and how we’ve been together for a year now and I feel like I’m wearing your letter jacket now. That’s how strong our love is. It’s like whoah.

2. Posh Spice Talks Fashion with the L.A. Times Image Section - Because a small part of me is actually trying to be on top of things and get celebrity “scoops” and whatnot, I was happy when we got this little exclusive (at least I think it was exclusive…) pic and quotes. Also, Posh reminds me of the crazy mom of a friend of mine, who used to do everything in high-heels, including vacuum the house, and had an insane spiky, blonde hairdo and I was and remain utterly fascinated by her.

3. ESPYS Extreme Party - I love whenever I get to play paparazzo and snap pictures with Wayne’s fancy camera from behind the velvet rope. And I got to see my first celebrity nipple in person. At first, I thought I had just spotted areola, so imagine my delight when I zoomed into find out that yes, Houston, we have nipple. Thank you, Bai Ling.

4. See The World As Paula Does - God, I love the hell out of this kook. Really, it boils down to the phrase, “The Butt-Walk.” Sometimes, you forget that she started out as a talented choreographer.

5. Spring Wedding for Brangelina? - I loved writing this post, because it served as a reminder that I get paid to write things like, “Helicopters will be buzzing around like flies on poop.”

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