It's rather bizarre to see the Los Angeles Times care about, let alone report on, that whole industry going on in its backyard. You know, that industry where they make movies and stuff? Oh, right, Hollywood. Even more out-of-place is the LAT mentioning a celebrity's name — so what are we supposed to do with Deborah Netburn and Joseph Kapsch's 12-step program for Lindsay Lohan to get back on her feet?

Among this twosome's suggestions for La Lohan: Stay home. Go back to school. Muzzle mom. Get a paparazzi game plan (can you believe the LAT mentioned the paparazzi?). Get a chauffer. Reevaluate the friend situation. Find a good man. Practice hair continuity. Magazine covers are for movie promotion only. Lose the singing career. Welcome yoga into your life. Leave us for a while.

It's gonna be hard, given that she's prone to violate everyone of those rules. In an evening.

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