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Cool kid Maddox Jolie started his first day at school at Manhattan’s ultra-exclusive Lycee Francais de New York on the Upper East Side. They teach the kids in French. That’s interesting because you’d think Spanish or Japanese would be more useful. But all the rich bitches like their kids to know French. Maybe so they don’t seem hesitant in Paris when shopping for couture or something. I took five years of Latin and know nothing. It’s a dead language. I can sing “Come All Ye Faithful” in Latin, though. That’s something. No it isn’t.

His movie-star parents showed up at the East 75th Street campus - an $18,000-a-year private school where lessons are taught in French - on Tuesday for their oldest child’s first day, a source told The Post’s Jennifer Fermino. “They were just like normal parents,” said the snitch. Except better-looking, of course. Jolie recently told reporters she wanted to move around a lot so the kids could escape the media attention, but it appears they’re putting down roots in New York. The ever-expanding brood has been logging some serious time at the Upper West Side condo that Jolie has owned for years, according to another source. And Papa Pitt took Maddox, a Derek Jeter fan, to the Yankees’ game on Tuesday night.

I guess the Katrina guilt didn’t last too long. Imagine being able to move whenever and wherever you want with minimum hassle? The world is your U-Haul. You don’t need a U-Haul, you have beautfiul things around the world! I like Maddox’s outfit. You know he misses the days when it was just him and Ma and Brad before the other jerks showed up.

More photos of Maddox and Angelina are after the jump.

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