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Just because Madge is all prim and proper these days in public doesn’t mean that she doesn’t still appreciate a little raunchiness in the bedroom. Madonna was recently seen with hubby, Guy Ritchie, leaving the Claridge’s Hotel in London toting a very interesting purchase. The Material Girl was carrying a see-through shopping bag containing a box containing a “Purple Penetrator”–which I’m guessing is either a sex-toy, or a playful name for a torture device. This picture pretty much looks like it says it all, with Madonna wearing a mysterious smile as she carries her brand-new strap-on, and Guy trailing behind her, looking a little bit like he’s not yet sold on the idea but is willing to try anything to keep the peace. I have a feeling it’s less painful than trying to win an argument with her.

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