Madonna is directing a 30 minute film entitled "Filth and Wisdom" about her life. Here she is taking a break from directing to hang out with her little guy David. 30 minutes isn't long enough to capture her epic story. She needs some "Lord of the Rings"-length. I was almost gonna make a comment about how, considering her acting skills, she shouldn't be giving anyone else advice about acting. But I figured she can't screw up a film about HER life too much. I'm sure she can express to an actress exactly how cold, calculating and Jewishly mystic to act. Or they're fired!

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