Blawgstars
• Rose McGowan confuses “Cinema for AIDS” benefit with her “Slutty Mermaids Anonymous” meeting.
• Howard Stern admits to having twice contemplated suicide. Experts say his unequivocally annoying girlfriend, Beth Ostrosky, is to blame.
• Sarah Jessica Parker launches her new affordable clothing line, Bitten. Carrie Bradshaw would never have approved.
• Nicole Richie is surprisingly funny, surprisingly knowledgeable when it comes to the male erogenous zones.
• Matthew McConaughey shirtless, and rolling around in the sand. This time, it’s for a movie!