Media Blitz: ABC To End Lost In The Year 2010. ‘Shocking’ Finale To Address Hurley’s Inability To Lose Any Weight…Despite Being Marooned On A Carb-Free Island

• Lost to end in 2010, by which point everyone will have finally learned the truth about The Others. And figured out that Evangelina Lily is actually a lousy actress
• NBC and Viacom both hate YouTube for posting copyrighted material in the form of unfunny NBC sitcoms.
• WSJ held the news of Rupert Murdoch's bid. You know, so as not to piss off their future boss.
• And, in Conrad Black news, the prosecution's star witness testifies, swears he 'never made a move' without the consent of soon-to-be-jailed tycoon.
• CNN and CBS fight over Lou Dobbs' credentials...despite the fact that both networks currently employ him.
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