• ABC's fall schedule to include "Geico cavemen" sitcom; Unimaginative tv critics poised, ready to blast the show as being "too commercial."

• Only Ron Burkle can explain how owning Radar fits into his plans of total world domination.

• Forbes.com chief executive Jim Spanfeller admits to running a "page-view sweatshop."

• XM Radio DJ's are suspended after admitting that "a homeless guy wanting to f---k Condoleezza Rice" was kinda hilarious.

• MySpace tries to get more bourgeoisie. And yet, the Most Popular video is still a drunk guy getting punched in the face.

• "Is Couric K-Rod?" wonders the NYO. If so, that'd mean she was infinitely more talented albeit less likable than her competitors. Hmmm...

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