Media Blitz: ‘The Price Is Wrong, Bitch.’
• While contemplating life after The Price is Right, Bob Barker realizes he'll miss playing Plinko the most. That, and getting blitzed on sherry then hitting on the spokesmodels before every show.
• Lou Dobbs still in hot water for calling illegal immigrants a bunch of job-stealing lepers.
• Times' Managing Editor, Jill Abramson, was in a traffic accident yesterday that involved a private sanitation truck rolling over her foot and a whole lot of morphine.
• British newspapers mercilessly mock President Bush for his unintentionally awkward reception of the queen.
• Word to the wise: if you're going to engage in insider trading, don't go overboard and buy $15,000,000 worth of shares.
• Meanwhile, Conrad Black is officially screwed. And not in the "good" way.