She might want to slow down on the pints. Drunk ain’t pretty. She looks like she’s about to tell people how much she loves them and then pass out under the limo. Scary Spice is moving on with her life. She’s letting the courts handle her babydaddy Eddie Murphy, she’s making some serious scratch on the Spice Girls reunion tour and she’s going to be on “Dancing With The Stars” this season! Oh, and her new husband killed a duck with a brick and has been up on domestic violence charges. She’s every woman!

“Is there any resolution? Is it all done and finished with Eddie Murphy,” Potts asked.

“No, it’s going to the courts and the things will get decided there, I guess,” she said.

And with that, Brown stayed mum on her child support battle with Eddie Murphy. What she did want to talk about though, was her upcoming “DWTS” appearance.

“I’m very nervous,” she said. “I don’t even want to think about it. See, I’m already getting a panic attack! I’m in it now. I’m gonna have fun and not think about anything else.”

Scary went on to say that Victoria Beckham is excited for her and will be coming to one of the shows. She even wants to design the costumes! I hope Mel has been working out and is cool with wearing a postage stamp. Posh lacks perspective on real women’s bodies. Probably because she hails from a faraway planet of glamorous alien toothpicks. They WILL wear high heels bowling, and they WILL wear Galliano to the kids’ soccer game! The rest of you are just sad pigs! Spice up your life!

(Flynet)

More photos of Melanie Brown and Stephen Belafonte leaving Koi restaurant after the jump.

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