Pretty soon she’s gonna be splashing petrol on the comforter, and throwing a match while wearing a flannel shirt and a black eye. We’ve all seen this movie. Scary Spice defended her husband Stephen Belafonte on those past battering charges to Hello! magazine.

She told Hello! magazine: “They’re trying to make him out to be this aggressive, violent, woman batterer and he’s not. If you read those police reports, they never say he physically beat up a woman.”

Stephen was spared jail but had to take part in a ‘Domestic Violence Batterers’ Programme’.

She added: “The only thing I don’t like is that my friends and family read this and go into shock-horror mode, thinking, ‘Oh, she’s married a psychopath!’.”

Mel admitted: “He hasn’t been the best of people.

Well, uh why was he charged and given a sentence for it? What did he do, then? Yell loud? Or is he one of those freaks that makes the woman split everything 50/50, right on down to the tampons? That’s abuse! Unless your significant other is a layabout, then it’s ok to venture there. Seriously, though, this guy has also killed a DUCK with a BRICK? How long before he’s trying to throw the damn chimney at her annoying ass?

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