MJ can breathe easy, his naked paintings of children and sex toys that were set to go up for auction are back in his care. Again, I ask - what the f*ck is someone suspected of pedohilia doing with paintings featuring nude children? If I was suspected of being a Chester, I'd be out trying to nail every eighty-year-old I could find. I'd be down at the rest home, telling you how shiny your walker looks. I like em REAL old, darlin'!

Jackson dropped the restraining order and is now allowing Altmare to go ahead with the auction as planned. In exchange, Jacko will get to take 20 items from the auction first, probably the dirty goods. "Mr. Jackson is satisfied with the negotiated settlement," said his spokesperson.

Seriously, if tumbleweeds aren't rolling from you, it's too young for me. I'm not sleeping with you unless bats come shrieking out when you drop your drawers.

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