He’s really getting in his own way. Michael Lohan issued a press release at a court appearance in which he spelled Lindsay’s name wrong. You might want to get that right seeing as you’ve been fame-whoring off her for the past couple of years.

“I look forward to order being restored to the chaos that our family life has become. Lyndsay, Michael, Ali and Cody need stability and both of their parents in their lives. I am anxious to spend time with them and end this cruel, needless separation.”
– Michael Lohan

I can understand how fame by association can seduce a person. I can understand becoming a Jesus freak when things take a turn for the worse. I can even understand beating someone in a driveway with a shoe. But know how to spell your kids’ names, Captain It’s All About Me. You’re spent the past couple of years barreling your way into the spotlight because of her. At least know how to spell the title of your sperm donation.

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