Did Dina call the photogs and cameras in yet? Lindsay Lohan’s mouthy father Michael was reunited with her crazy ass in rehab. Hopefully the first thing she said was “first things first, Dad, SHUT THE F*CK UP! I got enough bad press with my whore and drug game, I don’t need you chasing after your extended 15 minutes and running to every network you can! Dumbass! Now that we’ve settled that, you holdin’?”

“The moment Lindsay saw Michael, she started running and jumped into her father’s arms,” says an eyewitness to the reunion. “Her father hugged her and swung her around. Lindsay was so happy. It was very emotional.”

Michael, who hasn’t seen Lindsay in about three years, spent several hours with his daughter, catching up and trying to heal old wounds, a source at Cirque Lodge confirmed to E! Online.

“I can’t comment on my relationship with my daughter,” he said. “But [the reunion] was amazing.”

And that’s all he said about it. Something’s not right here, and I smell some kind of magazine or tv deal in the offing. Or maybe a concept album. He does nothing unless it involves the spotlight or money. The guy’s a maniac. Supposedly, he’s a drug counselor now but I think I’d sooner turn to Pete Doherty with my crack addiction issues.

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