Giant dog murdering asshole NFL player Michael Vick has pled guilty to several of the charges involved in his dog-fighting massacre scandal. The only justice here would be if the dogs that kill people over at Ving Rhames’ house form a swat team to attack his ass.

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick has agreed to plead guilty in a U.S. dog-fighting case that could wreck the star’s football career, his attorney told Reuters on Monday.

Attorney Thomas Shuttleworth said Vick has reached a deal with prosecutors and will plead guilty in the case that has attracted worldwide attention.

Other reports have stated that his co-defendants struck deals and screwed him over. A source close to the case says it’s likely that he’ll receive a prison sentence. Good. That’s karma in the form of a dog biting you in the nuts, Pinhead. That place was Jonestown for pooches! Nothing worse than a dumb, cruel person with money. Ugh.

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