Hot! Morrissey and Madonna have gotten into a public slapfight. Morrissey’s a bitch, and he’s funny and old and British and asexual. He tore into Madge during a concert with this hot line:

While performing at a PETA benefit show in Norfolk, Virginia, July 9, he dissed, “I wouldn’t be surprised if she made that African boy she adopted into and a coat and wore him for 15 minutes, then threw it away,” presumably blasting the trendy singer for hopping on the Angelina bandwagon by adopting 21-month old David Banda from Malawi last year.

Morrissey might want to check himself though, because when I saw his ass here in Boston - he took ill and cancelled after the fifth song. Spend less time on lashing out with your jealously and more time concentrating on performing complete shows, Moz! He should be dueting with Madge’s wiry ass!

(WENN)

Keep reading for her response.

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