Intern Wendy knows what she likes, and what she likes is Nancy Grace. (Or was that “likes to hate?”) Regardless, we bring you this extra special Wednesday edition of Cable Quotables, which Wendy sums up as follows: “liberal women with boob jobs ain’t no ladies, work as strippers, eat Hogzillas, and get parental guidance from Candy Spelling.”

Which is both funny, and true!

• “As I understand it, the boy who shot the Hogzilla there, his father says he’s going to make sausage from it and plans to make something like 700 links. I’m a little worried it would be king of tough, though. I mean, an animal that big, I think the meat’s a little old.” Erica Hill, who likes her meat young and tender, Anderson Cooper 360, May 25

• “Why are women expected to act lady-like? Why do we have to be lady-like to be accepted?” Nancy Grace, defending redneck women everywhere, Nancy Grace, May 25

• “How are you getting Christian mixed in with big-breasted conservative?” Nancy Grace, presenting her “All Women With Boob Jobs Are Liberals” theory, Nancy Grace, May 25

• “Strippers are people, too!” Joe Scarborough, demanding respect for our nation’s pole dancers, Morning Joe, May 29

• “I’m just looking forward to hearing what Candy Spelling has to say about it.” Susan Moss, on the upside to Lindsay Lohan’s being arrested, Nancy Grace, May 29

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