When talking about Nick Nolte, probably no news is the best news. I can’t remember the last time I saw something on the TV or Internet about him that didn’t either involve a mugshot, or some really terrifying facial hair. TMZ reports that the actor was recently spotted earlier this week at the Kauai Airport, enjoying some quality nap time on the floor. Oh lord. According to witnesses, Nolte spent nearly two hours Monday evening on the floor of the airport, waiting for his delayed flight, looking like a homeless man.

According to the source, Nolte was still extremely friendly despite his groggy state — chatting with fans and allowing passengers to snap photos, however, he wasn’t entirely functional. “At one point we helped him put a dollar in the vending machine.”

Now, I know he was just waiting for his flight, but seriously, on the floor? That is just gross. I mean, at least stretch yourself out on some chairs or something, dude. And it’s not like he’s exhausted from a full day of personal grooming. Looking as crazy as he does, he’s just asking for raised eyebrows when he decides to rest his weary bones on a public floor. It’s like a scary-looking guy deciding he’d like to rock a trench coat. He might not necessarily be up to no good, but it certainly looks suspicious.

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