Oh who gives a shit? In Touch Weekly is confirming the Nicole Richie pregnancy rumor. Ugh, that poor guy from Good Charlotte. You know his ass was drunk or something and now he’s caught in her anorexic venom pregnancy web. And did I mention they’re reporting there’s a marriage in the works as well? The theme? Shotgun.

She’s been avoiding questions and rumors for weeks, but recently Nicole Richie started to confess to friends that she really is pregnant. “Nicole didn’t want to tell anyone until she was past three months,” a pal explains. “She really kept the news from everyone.”

And a baby isn’t the only happy news. Nicole, 25, “is getting married this summer” to her boyfriend, Joel Madden, says an insider.

Joel, 28, who fronts the band Good Charlotte, seems excited about starting a new life with Nicole, too. “He kept talking about his fiancée,” Guttermouth guitarist Donald Horne, whose band played with Joel’s in Quebec on June 29, tells In Touch. Joel also spoke about leaving LA, adds Donald. “He was talking about looking to settle down someplace nice and start a family,” he says.

Howabout the ninth ring of hell? Can you imagine living with that harpy? No potato chips in the house, leaving her vicodin bottles all over the place for the kid to grab, using your toothbrush to excite her gag reflex. No thanks.

(Splash)

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