The rest of us were neither surprised nor feeling that any of this was pleasant. Nicole Richie has been quoted as being “pleasantly surprised” by her lawyer at her eighty-two minute jail stay last week. I’m glad that she’s reigning in her emotions. It’s fairly obvious that she’s trying to appear pleased but avoiding cocky. And you know this was no surprise to her. If someone reduced my jail time to a little over an hour, I’d be more than “pleasantly surprised”. I’d be up there with “tearfully grateful”. Or “sobbing and licking people’s boots out of thanks” and “passing off my firstborn child”

“Nicole was aware that most people with sentences similar to hers are booked and released in a matter of hours and she was hoping to be treated like everyone else,” attorney Shawn Chapman Holley said in a statement. “Nevertheless, she was prepared to serve her entire four-day sentence had the Sheriff’s Department required her to do so.”

A spokesperson for the L.A. Sherriff’s department was quoted as say that she was released early due to “overcrowding”. Because she takes up so much space. Seriously, her baby is already attempting to crawl out of her in search of food and but apparently they were unable to fit her anywhere. Slide her into a desk drawer in the warden’s office!

(Flynet)

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