Good Charlotte was on Regis and Kelly today and Regis got Joel Madden to admit he’s going to ask Nicole to marry his douche ass. First off, that’s pretty hardcore being on Regis and Kelly. They couldn’t get booked on Mother Angelica’s show? Secondly, way to wreck a surprise, Regis - you loud f*ck!

“You’re going to present her, maybe, with - did I hear the right thing, or should I not even talk about this?” said Philbin.

“Uh, what?” deadpanned Madden.

“A little ring, or something,” said Philbin.

“I was hoping it would be a surprise, but now -” answered Madden.

I’d cancel it, and not even ask her. Moment’s ruined, sorry. His band isn’t going anywhere, so he was smart enough to impregnate this meal ticket. She’s super-rich right? She has Lionel money? He’s all set. “Fiesta. Forever.” will pave the way to a comfortable life. He can spend it telling her to eat something, damnit and sleeping with members of the Good Charlotte fan club. Once with Nicole was enough, her vagina tried to suck the nutrients out of him. Forget sex, it needed sustenance!

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