(Flynet)

The National Enquirer is reportedly going to press with a story concerning the paternity of Nicole Richie’s hellspawn. Word is that the kid might not necessarily belong to that guy in the shitty band. In fact, they claim that there were four guys in Nic’s life who could have knocked her up.

Their report says that Nicole will not know for sure who fathered her child until the potential baby-daddies undergo paternity tests.

A source tells the Enquirer: “Nicole recently underwent a series of tests, including blood and urine screenings, which confirmed she is pregnant.”

Ok, readers - let’s have your lists. I’m going with Madden, Brody Jenner, DJ AM, and Paris’ Dad. That one’s for giggles. You know she’s seen “Poison Ivy” and wants to act it out! My alternate pick is Samantha Ronson, because you know that diesel dyke is packing large and her boys can swim.

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