These two will be linked together until the end of time. You know they loathe each other in real life, but they’re ingrained as a duo in our minds for all eternity. Like Batman and Robin. Except they’re not superheroes, they’re the reason why extraterrestrials are going to find us lacking and destroy our planet. Don’t judge us by them! Please! Anyway - Nicole told OK! that she took all that Vicodin for menstrual cramps. And Paris is making up cars and warning people not to drink and drive.

Richie - who finally confirmed yesterday she is four months pregnant by rocker Joel Madden - revealed she took powerful painkiller Vicodin, which was not prescribed for her, because of PMS. “I have really bad menstrual cramps,” she said.

There weren’t any Oxys available? Or liquid morphine?

(WENN)

Keep reading for where Paris auditions as a designer for Hummer, and stages her own PSA at Brett Ratner’s house (plus more photos of Paris and her puppies).

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