OJ Simpson Suspected in Burglary

At first, TMZ reported that OJ Simpson was wanted for possible participation in a break-in at the Palace Station Casino in Las Vegas that took place on Thursday. Not too long after that, we were updated and it turns out that OJ has now been questioned by Las Vegas police and is being considered a possible suspect during a robbery there Thursday night. A memorabilia dealer, Alfred Beardsley, claims that OJ and his entourage showed up to what was supposed to be a meeting with someone interesting in purchasing some OJ trial memorabilia, and then they proceeded to rob him at gunpoint. From TMZ:
Beardsley says the men claimed to be police officers. OJ and others demanded that Beardsley and two other men surrender their cell phones. Beardsley refused to do so. Beardsley says the group stole every piece of memorabilia in the room, including items signed by Joe Montana. They also took a case of never-released leather editions of Simpson’s book, “I Want to Tell You.”
I’m of course obligated to make at least one pun on OJ’s nickname. Suffice to say, the Juice is full of nuts. For serious, though, if the police are smart they’ll use the whole, “Well, OK, let’s say you didn’t do it. But IF you had, describe what took place…”
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